Google Trans: Back to the Drawing Board, Please

My girlfriend Martina used Google Trans to translate the text in the "golden" box on the front page to Chinese and back to English. Some gems:

.."guided missile escort boat formation conducted offensive discipline soldiers"..

.."Binging strong Israeli in the Word Macro elections"..

To Korean and back to English:

.."Moyo the stew"..

.."shedding of blood the free search also the head of a family"..

Note: There is no mention of Israeli's or Word macro's on my website, neither did I find any reference to blood, soldiers or guided missile boats.